Tuesday, September 1, 2026
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Final Attempt: One last try. If fate steps in tonight, I guess today's the day, Satan
Salmon street fountain, 1000 SW Naito Pkwy, Portland, OR 97204
Meet at Salmon street fountain.
Rabbit
Tue, Sep 1, 2026, 7:30 PM
Update* meet 8:00, ride at 8:30+beer minutes
End location: Just click on the link to the route
Ride length: 8-15 miles
Have you missed out on half the Pedalpalooza rides this summer? Been working late, slept in, or just couldn't pull it together in time to make the start of a ride? Don't sweat it—this ride is built for you. Join your fellow chronic procrastinators for one final, last-minute blowout bike ride to close out the season. We’ll make a quick store stop along the way to grab supplies, say a proper farewell to summer, and mentally brace ourselves for the impending Portland rain and darkness to come. If you're running late, don't worry. The live route is posted right here so you can catch up whenever you can—or dip in whenever it suits you. Better late than never. Vibes & Rules: Adults Preferred: Do your thing. Drinking and smoking are fine as long as you're not directly offending anyone around you. Just don't be a dick and don't be creepy. Consent & Conduct: We practice enthusiastic consent. No means no. Don't touch other people or their gear without asking. If you cross boundaries, you will be asked to leave. Check yourself so you don't wreck yourself. If you're banned from other rides, you're banned here. Mostly No-Drop: We’ll do our best to keep everyone together, but sh!t happens. We'll figure it out as we go. Full Autonomy: Dip whenever you want—Irish goodbyes are completely understandable. Just make sure you're able to get to your destination safely. Pace & Terrain: A chill, steady pace around 8–12 mph. Hills are inevitable in this city, which means some fun hill bombs are also on the menu. It might take longer than expected, it might not—who's counting anyway? Soundtrack & Music: I put together a themed playlist, I'm not expecting a high volume of people so I think my system is loud enough to cover us. You’re welcome to bring your own tunes, but leave the massive trailer speakers at home—this isn't a volume contest. Also, no EDM. We’re sticking to music with lyrics, depth, and actual feeling. It’s okay to feel things. If it’s not your taste, no worries, but that’s the vibe we're rolling with. This is my first time leading a ride, and I'm super late posting it. Show up or don't! Honestly, I'll probably be late to the start myself (hopefully not, but let's be real). https://ridewithgps.com/routes/56951343
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