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Monday, August 10, 2026

  • Update Mellow McConaughey Monday

    Location Abernathy Elementary, Abernathy Elementary

    Organizer Sabspalooza leads for Naked Hearts PDX

    User-uploaded image for All Rights, All Rights, All Rights (Mellow McConaughey Monday)

    Time Mon, Aug 10, 2026, 7:00 PM

    Time details Ride leaves at 7:30ish

    Come dressed as your favorite McConaughey - creeper from Dazed and Confused? RomcomConaughey? Dallas Buyers Club? Magic Mike? Lincoln Lawyer? Bongos McConaughey? (Please cover up your bits if you go with that one.) This ride makes only right turns - if we need to turn left, TOO BAD! We're gonna chain a buncha right turns together instead. Ride leader is notoriously terrible about planning routes, so be prepared for some chaos. Not opera ride level, but nobody can match that level of CHAOOOOOSSSS. This is the theme for Mellow Monday - respect other riders and drivers, don't touch people or their belongings without consent, and banned riders are banned here.

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