Saturday, July 18, 2026
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Get the Chef out - Hot Dog
Westside
Orenco MAX Station (TriMet stop), Orenco NE Century Blvd & NE Alder St
Meet up in Orenco Plaza, look for the Chef!
Bryan Watson
Sat, Jul 18, 2026, 9:30 AM
Meet at 9:30am, ride at 10:00am
11:30 AM
End location: 137 S.E. Third Ave. Franko's Hot Dogs new Hillsboro location.
Ride length: 8-15 miles
Bork de Bork fur de"høttï døggïs"! Come join the Bork Brigade for a Chef's Hat & Handlebar tour of the Rock Creak Trail in Hillsboro from Orenco Station's Maxx stop, up to Hwy 26/Evergreen Rd, and out Dawson Creek's park paths past Brookwood library and on beyond Washington County Fairgrounds into downtown Hillsboro. We end with a Grand Opening at Franko's Hot Dogs new brick and mortar location. This is a social paced hour long ride of 10 miles along Bike Lanes roads and Multi Use Paths. You're leader's alter ego, the Not So Swedish Chef, will provide Muppets show tunes and an appropriate level of chaos for entertainment throughout this Hot Dog Tour. Come dressed as your favorite Muppet, Puppet, or Culinary Avant Guard De jour, or Hot Diggity Dog costume if you wish. All else I will fill in with plenty of mumbled Chef speech to your delightful dismay along the way. Calling out the MUPPETS — yes, YOU — to discover whether you are a Muppet of a person, or simply a "Puppet of pure chaos.” Come ride. Come laugh. Come GET THE CHEF OUT!
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