Saturday, July 12, 2025
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21+ Only
Thongs, Bikes, and Kites: The Unexpected Trifecta of Joy There’s something undeniably cool about doing exactly what makes you feel free — and nothing screams freedom quite like cruising on a bike in a thong, with a kite dancing high above in the sky. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s wind-in-your-hair, sun-on-your-buns bliss. Thongs? Bold, breezy, and unapologetically confident. Bikes? The ultimate symbol of movement, balance, and feeling alive. Kites? A reminder to look up, let go, and ride the wind. Put them together, and you’ve got a celebration of fun, flair, and freedom. It’s not just a vibe — it’s a lifestyle. The coolness isn’t in following trends; it’s in breaking them. So throw on your favorite thong, hop on that saddle, and let your kite soar. Because life’s too short to take seriously — and way too magical not to enjoy the ride.
Colonel Summers, 1925 SE Taylor St Portland, OR 97214 United States
Meet by the tennis courts and we’ll roll out to poets beach or one of the other new ones along the river and fly height in our thongs
@Combatgiraffeyoga
Sat, Jul 12, 2025, 3:00 PM
Meet at 3:00 roll at 3:30
Ride is a loop
“Join us for the ultimate breezy adventure—a Thong Bicycle Ride that ends in a kite-flying beach bash! We’ll pedal with confidence, celebrate body positivity, and let our spirits soar—literally—under the open sky. Bring your boldest thong, your brightest kite, and your best vibes. It’s sunshine, self-expression, and community all in one wild ride!”
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