Saturday, July 12, 2025
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Sat, Jul 12, 2025, 4:00 PM
Are you ready to sweat, flex, and blast through the streets like it’s 1997 and you just got drafted to every sport at once? Then step up, champions, because it’s time for… THE JOCK JAMS RIDE! Bring: Your best athletic wear, portable speakers, and gladiator energy We’ve got: • Wall-to-wall JOCK JAMS — the anthems of gym class glory and slam dunk dreams • Feats of Strength that’ll test your mettle (and your pedals) • The Cloister of Trials — an epic gauntlet of speed, brawn, and bizarre challenges • And most importantly… NO NERDS. (We’ll be checking for anime stickers. No exceptions.) Think you’ve got what it takes to ride with the jocks? Then lube up your chains, crank the bass, and join us for the most high-octane, protein-fueled night on two wheels. Let’s ride… and make ‘em say UHHHH!
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