Sunday, August 20, 2023
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It’s too Smokey today. Rescheduled to next Sunday.
NakedHearts:PDX (Moorland pretends to be English instead of being from NZ)
Sun, Aug 20, 2023, 7:00 PM
Leave as on time for 7:30 as British rail.
Ride is a loop
Those teeth aren’t made in Scotland from Girders…. If it’s too Jammie how can you dodge it…. Don’t get talking and hob nobbing too much….. More tea Vicar and nice weather for ducks but you chavs stay home…. Give me an egg sarnie with bits and some picalliy….. Does any of that make sense to you? Well if it does congratulations on living in America the land of the free…..to pay for Health care. It’s the British/English/UK ride. What can you expect? Biscuits…. Plus a complete disregard for talking about the differences in a common language. English people….yes even though it’s not quite mid day and the mad dogs might be sleeping, English people may be there. Also, chocolate….not the dark delicious kind that heals the heart, but Cadburys. Actual Cadburys….made in England (but not by skin heads). More references than make sense…. Probably some Boddingtons the cream of Manchester and English beer… We will ask for donations to help cover costs, only because all of this stuff adds up financially and we host too many rides for it come out of our pockets….we’d be more generous but we grew up in a matchbox in the middle of the street in a puddle. Music? Oh yes…. There will be PUNK and new wave and cheesy pop and who knows but it’ll all be English and maybe we can settle the arguments on The Beatles vs The Stones and Blur vs Oasis…..but we’ve not got time for that NME type convo so let’s just acknowledge it’s The Beatles and Blur and move on. But just to prove a point there might be an activity around this. Route: Streets….bikes….wheels….Portland…. You know the scene… Moorland leads so there’s no way there will be Car Park adventures. What else? Consent and Non-violence. Don’t touch people or their property without permission. Don’t be aggro to cars because you put the ride at risk and rides in the future. Act with kindness because it’s good for your heart. Show up as you are.
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