Friday, July 21, 2023
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21+ Only
Fri, Jul 21, 2023, 6:30 PM
Meet at 6:30PM, Ride at 7PM.
8:30 PM
End location: We'll be reenacting Tanya's death (White Lotus Season 2 spoiler alert!) at the Kerr Public Dock off the Eastbank Esplanade
"These gays are trying to murder me!" But not on this bike ride! Instead, we’ll drink wine or Scotch — aged 18 years — play Jennifer Coolidge-inspired music, and stop to eat hot dogs when we want ‘em real bad. And maybe some macaroons, but no more than three. You can also bring other things you love, like soup … or snow peas. Or your mom’s ashes. And feel free to talk or not talk as much as you want. Got a good Bend and Snap? Show it off! Just be sure to get your botox done the night before so no one knows how upset you are when you pull a muscle. I’m so glad we had this talk! Costumes encouraged! Bringing swimwear is strongly suggested... you know... in case you fall overboard. And alcohol. Bring that too.
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